Category: A Boy and His Dolls

  • Governance

    “Miss! This one has been studying politics,” the figurine doll carried with it a textbook at least three times its size, making the witch wonder how it had the strength to not simply topple off the table. “It has questions!” https://twitter.com/humvadev/status/1558212392793808896 “Okay, sure, I guess.” The witch blinked a few times, looking at the textbook.…

  • Choices

    “This one found Miss a date!” The figurine doll jumped atop a display shelf with phone in hand, startling the witch as he arranged far-less-chatty figurines into place. “Many dates, in fact!” The witch sighed, begrudging taking the phone and looking at the gallery of options the doll had prepared for him. “Dare I even…

  • Purpose

    “Is Miss human?” The figurine doll stood atop a pile of dishes, its witch working alongside a maid doll as the two cleaned up. “Depends on how you define it, I suppose.” He shrugged, arranging tea cups into a row. “I don’t really consider myself human.” “Was Miss ever human?” “I suppose I was once.…

  • Preferences

    “Miss! This one found the photo book!” The figurine doll was dragging a tome along the desk, approaching its witch as he was hunched over the desk, painting a miniature with extreme precision. He breathed a sigh of relief as he finished his stroke before the doll disturbed his workstation, setting aside his brushes as…

  • Acquisition

    “Aren’t witches supposed to build their own dolls?” The figurine doll walked along the edge of the display cabinet, looking at the much-less-animate figures inside. “Yeah, I’m just terrible at it,” the witch replied, inspecting one of the figures in particular. “Wait, does that mean this one was bought too?” “Yeah, I got you from…

  • Traditions

    “Miss, why do witches wear skirts and dresses?” The figurine doll had somehow found itself atop the witch’s dresser, looking down at him while it manipulated a clothspin to weave lint together. “I think it’s just something that stuck after a while,” he replied, folding some t-shirts slowly and sliding them away. “Is there a…

  • Titles

    “Why do dolls call you miss, Miss?” The figurine doll sat on the edge of the writing desk, perpetually teetering over the edge. “Because I’m a witch, of course,” the witch replied, his fingers moving gracefully over the keys of a type writer. “Miss is a feminine title. Don’t others refer to you as Sir?”…